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Coolzey vs PRZM (Reissue) Coolzey and DJ PRZM
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April Fools Schaffer the Darklord and Coolzey
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Coolzey and the Search for the Hip Hop Hearts Vol 2: I'm the DJ, They're the Rapper
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Thank You for Drinking of Me
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Feeling Flaccid
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Exclusive Craft Beer
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You Fucking Suck Coolzey and Schaffer the Darklord
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Farewell Is Just the Beginning Derill Pounds and Ardamus
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Coolzey
Fairfield, Iowa
Golden era hip-hop roots planted in black Iowa dirt are the foundation. Growth tempered by alternative era rock influence. This along with a love for the juxtaposition of the dark, horrific nature of life paired with a slapstick and comedic view of the world allow for a wide, unpredictable arsenal ranging from soul-spilling indie bedroom rock to wise-cracking battle rap and on to radio pop.