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lyrics

COOLZEY

I'll give you one guess
Who the guy is they sent to clean up the mess
Give a fuck if you're black or white
I eat both legs and breast
Wings and thighs
Whether you king-shit or a small fry
I don't discriminate
Eliminate you like a fall guy
All rise because I came to judge
Thought you rocked the party
but you didn't get a dame to budge
I made a hard rock
Let down his guard, Ak
Don't try to comprehend, friend
Before you turn your brain to fudge
Because most people are walking the earth half asleep
Pretending to be emcees when they're really just sheep
And so we gotta guide them back to the pasture
First you gotta wake up before you test the master
Walk before you run, son
Think before you shit out your mouth
And me and Copy have to visit your house
In the middle of the night wearing black suits
Take your gear, raid your fridge, and drink up all the brew
Leave with your memory gone before dawn
On your way to work spot a crop circle on your lawn
Think nothing of it, puppet
Live your life and love cus it's gone before you know it
So don't blow it
Carry on
Nothing to see here
Please step back behind the line, sir
The kind of thoughts I have will make your mind blur
I never related to you petty humans anyway
Any day now the mothership will return
But I ain't going
Nah, man I like it here
Wine, women, weed, records and mics
and striking fear into the hearts of the haters
who been fucking up the planet since day one
Ignorant ones your time will come
But for now I play the background
Chilling with a drink until a fink decides
He'd like to get a smack down
and that's the triple truth, Ruth
You try to step into the booth and get loose
Yo money, put the crack down

COPYWRITE AND COOLZEY
There's more things on heaven and earth than you could ever dream
So I suggest you retreat and get a better team
Who's Copywrite?
I don't know, never met the man
Look into the light ma'am
We're need to take your retina scan
The world's a large place
It's easy to lose track
Every day you leave your spot
You might never come back
Who's Coolzey?
I don't know never met the man
Look into the light, sir
We're gonna need to get your retina scan

COPYWRITE

Six million ways to die
Lazer eyes
Trained to spy
On haze or Thai
On haters wives
The faithful bride
Until I hit her with amazing lies
Then I hit her with the dick
and tell the bitch to page a ride
Not the king of my city
Nor a jester or a mayor
Just an addict without Vicodin
Settling for Bayers
Shoot my metal in the air
Tell Kramer to get the hell up in the chair of the Caddy
and hit the pedal for a scare
Burn out until there's yellow in his chair
Drop him off in the ghetto unprepared
and get the hell up outta there
See I'm mellow off the haze
But I'm mentally insane
Without a chemical to brain
That's why I'm regularly blazed
And all sediments remain
Until I'm dead and in the grave
Medicine infested in my vein
Leveraging the pain
I started smoking and I've never been the same
Whatever remains of my cells fell out of my brain

COOLZEY

So get the hell out of the rain
because it's acid and it burns
Can't get the smell out or the stain
Yo what was that behind the ferns?
Let us handle it, bro
Go back to your little life
Little wifey needs you in the kitchen
Plus you're twitching
It'll be all right
Somebody get this man some water and a blanket
Then escort him off the premises
So we can bring the ruckus
Before you go just let us check you for concussion
Look into this here device please
Now say cheese
Punch it

COPYWRITE AND COOLZEY
There's more things on heaven and earth than you could ever dream
So I suggest you retreat and get a better team
Who's Copywrite?
I don't know, never met the man
Look into the light ma'am
We're need to take your retina scan
The world's a large place
It's easy to lose track
Every day you leave your spot
You might never come back
Who's Coolzey?
I don't know never met the man
Look into the light, sir
We're gonna need to get your retina scan

credits

from The Honey, released January 29, 2010
Coolzey - MPC-1000 and Vocals
Copywrite - Vocals

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Coolzey Los Angeles, California

Golden era hip-hop roots planted in black Iowa dirt are the foundation. Growth tempered by alternative era rock influence. This along with a love for the juxtaposition of the dark, horrific nature of life paired with a slapstick and comedic view of the world allow for a wide, unpredictable arsenal ranging from soul-spilling indie bedroom rock to wise-cracking battle rap and on to radio pop. ... more

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