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They all say that I'm fringe and I'm like OMG
Dude I've been billed as nerd rap since 2003
Been playing shows with Mark since he was MC STD
I played Yars Revenge on the Atari
Skipped school to play Street Fighter
Royal Rumble on pay per view
After the show we'd go out in the snow and we would wrestle too
Class president art club president marching band bass drum section leader
Ghost hunting sticker trading sketchbook drawing avid reader
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
Then Zach, the legomaniac, said bring out your nerd
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
When the homie Coolzey said bring out your nerd
Welcome everybody to the party
We're so happy you could make it to our nerdy rapping hobby
Not to toot my own horn but I'm seen as somewhat of an ambassador
kind of a big deal im like the number 3 disaster-er
Wanted to be one of the first to give proper greeting
Heard this ain't your scene, but ya showed up when your needed
And should you wish to stay, I'll let you in on a little secret
I hope ya do - because I think your flavor yo we need it
picnic at hanging rock in cold blood
hidden fortress fight club punch drunk love
oldboy, who’s that knocking at my door?
dancer in the dark explorers
band of outsiders let the right one in
city of god made the secret of nimh
children of men versus way of the gun
they live the panic in needle park annihilation
time to stop actin like I ain't a nerd
make it heard in layman's terms
I'm into snakes and worms, guts and gore
and things that make you squirm
whats on TV?, make it turn
to something weird like Stranger Things
my mind is fixed on science-fiction
type of shit that makes me think
in my basement, crazy things
I've got a box of comics so...
old I had it way back when
I was tellin yo' momma jokes
and playin Mario
on systems that I still got at home
stay droppin facts nobody ought'a know
before I gotta go
It's a party for the holy aguacate
Got my toast already ready, sippin on some maté
Leather from the skins
Powder from the seed
Nutrient rich flesh
All I see is green gold Mexican cartels want control
Better than drugs, avocado hit the motherload
The technicals is symmetrical
Slice and eat the testicle.
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
Then Zach, the legomaniac, said bring out your nerd
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
When the homie Coolzey said bring out your nerd
I got them Hotwheels, I take your girl still
Get out my race track now she ain't comin' back
Invite her over to play with my toys
You know what I'ma do; stay stuntin' with the Rolls Royce
Bring out the monster trucks, I can see she's sprung
What about the drop, I keep a spot for her
Maybe the de Ville, ridin' round dirty
I'll have her home by midnight, momma made me promise.
My gameboys in one hand, I can't see the screen
You fandom is weak if it's owned by Disney
Samus is one hot shit trans bitch and I am different
Yeah so I don't need your dick picks cause mine is bigger bitch
And your looking like sonic before that shit got fixed
and I'm looking like classic in this vintage thrift
When I step to the Mic it's nothing but bar 20
Check the character sheet it's lil lavedy
Lace my roller blades and skate inside of the game
I attack with Acid Burn to terrorize your main frame
a Phantom Phreak ya can’t see me as I sneak into your brain
and Crash Override your system with a Razor and Blade
Cereal Killer I deliver a virus
to hack into some files that you’ve tried to disguise as garbage
but i’m Elite, so I delete your plans
and Lord Nikon and my crew will come and beat your ass
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
Then Zach, the legomaniac, said bring out your nerd
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
When the homie Coolzey said bring out your nerd
Yo, I'm a jerk when it comes to my weed
I'm a weirdo and a dork watchin' UFC
And on that 90's hip-hop, I'm a total fuckin' dweeb,
Best respect me, I'm a Trekkie - that's word to my Uncle G.
Keep movies and CDs in alphabetical order,
And my prized possession is a 1979 quarter?
In an Uber, I'm a goober. Fortnite, I'm the shooter
When I graduate college I'm getting a tricked out computer.
Take the time, enjoy yourself
Soon it will be over
They told us we would let it go -
You'll be different when you're older
Take the time, enjoy yourself
Soon it will be over
They told us we would let it go -
You'll be different when you're older
Golden era hip-hop roots planted in black Iowa dirt are the foundation. Growth tempered by alternative era rock influence.
This along with a love for the juxtaposition of the dark, horrific nature of life paired with a slapstick and comedic view of the world allow for a wide, unpredictable arsenal ranging from soul-spilling indie bedroom rock to wise-cracking battle rap and on to radio pop....more
supported by 4 fans who also own “Bring Out Your Nerds”
This entire album is pure gold, and I still cant get enough of it 2 1/2 years later. Schaffer, Shael, and Ty have collaborated to create pieces that invoke incredible emotion, thoughtfulness, and self evaluation. From reinventing a Schaffer classic, to telling all-too-relatable stories of recollection and regret- Hold Person speaks to the holding patterns we've all found ourselves repeating against our better instincts. Jessica Evans aka PokeMC Sapphire
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