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As the brown bottle busts over your head
It jogs your fucking memory
Your life flashes before you
In your eyes I spit Hennessey
My rhyme busts in your brain like forced entry
Chop you up and stuff your whole duck crew
Inside a motherfucking bloody Bentley
Gently removing my hand from a white latex glove
Spattered with blood
While your girl give me a backrub
The back of your head is what I'm aiming at
Using flesh to make collages is the only way I'm framing cats
Naming rats like Kool Keith
Girls love me like Lucy
Even though I act scary like my man Gary Busey
Knock you out with ammonia then I stone you
Spit from California all the way to Macedonia
I own you like a toy I'm sick of playing with
That's why I stuffed you in a hole tied to an M-80 lit
Just like my G.I. Joes I suppose
When my flows hit your grill you're going to need a new knows
This rose has a big thorn
And I'm a child of the corn with a power drill
Fucking up your dorm
Standing in the storm in the street with a hatchet
Ligaments torn I hit your feet with a rachet
My mind you can't match it
Deep wound you can't patch it
Pulling shit out of my trench coat like I was Inspector Gadget
Respect the magic
Put your body up in a chest in the attic
Then I lock it then I latch it
Glutton for punishment
Accurate description of one truly dedicated to rap shit
Props or not H-town to T-dot
I used to cop a squat headlining in the parking lot
This game ain't got no benefits no investments
My banks a pissy mattress
You trying to ease your way into it
You can't love it if you're scared to go hard with it
I'm going to be PRZM in heaven before I bust an L7
SP and MP until the maggots come eat me
If you disagree don't give me your CD when you see me
If I don't talk shit you will not quit
And I don't want what I haven't got
Big up Sinead
You want to be popular
Demand to get paid
When you don't do that you ruin the game
Because the same dudes run up to me trying to get shit free
CBDJPRZMRIP
You know what I mean straight up
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This is Fun
03:31
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This is a fun night for dancing directly in the devil's gunsight
Carousing in the crosshairs yeah secreting sunlight
Laughing in the face of a fucking demon
Jumping screaming
Something seeming wrong
Sing the song until it's done right
Ring the gong to start the pit fight
Until an emcee get their shit right
And by emcee I mean human
Just a body I'm consuming
Certain death is looming in the rafters
And we got what he's after
So let's make a disaster
With love light and laughter
Sacrifice a bunk crunk rapper
Skin him like a trapper
Keeper of the rapture
Reaper of the captured meat
Peeper of the beat
Your shit's weak you're up shit's creek
I'm geeking heat seeking beat peeping
Mic tweaking brain leaking rap beacon
Nothing ever ended so I don't know where to begin
My whole life is like a long weekend
Used to be a church deacon
Let loose herds of words to get nerds freaking
Birds cheeping that means the end of the evening
Come on everybody in the room that's still breathing
Pick up your bones pull out your cell phones
On to the afterparty yeah come on yo we leaving
So knock knock who is it
It's time for a visit
From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
Like a scale model of a ship
Yeah that's right dismiss it
Or is it the end of the world
I hardly think so
Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
There's only five years left until 2012
But this is fun this is fun this is fun
Don't let anyone tell you different
It's the incorrigable unignorable explorable nobleman
Gnawing at your feet like a Doberman
Sober when I'm sleeping
Cobra when I'm creeping
Wolf up in the sheep
Dirty demon and I'm leaping
Novel reading hovel dwelling
Rap cretin craft selling
Look at an emcee's head like Gallagher look at a watermelon
Rebelling pre-selling tickets
Got to pay the Grinch
Hip hop's Terry Gilliam slash David Lynch
I paid the bitch
That's why I get to fuck her
But don't get mad get glad girls
I'm still a sucker
I love falling in love
Doing Dionysian drugs
I'm increasing the hugs and decreasing the thugs
I love increasing the pace
So sink your teeth in the bass
I leave an emcee looking like that they had pleats in their face
Smoke lareets and get blazed with my feet in your face
Defeat you in a race
Delete you not a trace
What a waste cut a face
Got that movie butter taste
But I'm laced with LSD-25 so get live in the fucking place
Chug a case of Coors go on tours kick open doors
Out in the rain while it pours while you eat between snores
Hit up stores buy a water take a pis
Buy a water take piss buy a water and some papers smoke a spliff
Life is jumping off a cliff
Hey guess what meathead
I don't give a motherfucking shit about street cred
So knock knock who is it
It's time for a visit
From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
Like a scale model of a ship
Yeah that's right dismiss it
Or is it the end of the world
I hardly think so
Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
There's only five years left until 2012
But this is fun this is fun this is fun
Don't let anyone tell you different
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Snatch Your Girlfriend
03:44
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Live and direct from Sacramento
Stab them with a pencil after macking on a bimbo
Kidnap them in a limo
Blast the instrumental without cracking a window
Puff the whole bag yeah we never leave a little left over
With the west coast doja
Make magic on the mic after packing up the pipe
See beyond black and white
Put up your flag don't want to fight
I been shooting craps my life and luck number seven
You must be going to heaven or hell
Die
Look man I ain't got time to write rhymes
Super motherfucking Bru is only here to fight crimes
And don't wear a cape to paint a mask on my face
If this my theme music Mr. Dent add the bass
Can of mace on the keychain flashlight on the belt
You know how many bad guys these knuckles felt
I shove a mic down your throat and use the cord as a lasso
The next villain on my shitlist be MC Asshole
The castle's the capital aka crack your clavicle
Snatch your soul
I'm nasty like Tobasco flavored tobacco
Shake the keg break your leg while you fake dead
I'll blaze with dreds bake your head then I'll take your bread
Your chain was read then I stole your gold and platinums
Spitting's a nasty habit but with the mack you blasting
You know what happens to the bullets
I'm so fast I catch them
Throw them back at you bastards
Your back'll be like Baptists
So holy catch a blow to your goatee like a goalie
No one knows me so I approach a mic slowly
I'm not on some okie dokie
I'm known to light the stogie
Low key I know these dudes who bruise bodies
Instead of poetry use shottys to move parties like that
Spitball like
Everybody in this motherfucker will get touched
For this mic to get clutched we can't lie it's a must
A gust of wind we send your world ends
It's a fact we only rap to snatch your girlfriends
Coolzey trap a rapper in a trash compactor
Back over bad actors with a fat tractor like
What's the matter
Meat hacker bush-wacker wiley cracker wascally wabbit
Bad habit leave my sugar out the daiquiri
Real name is Zachary
Oldest in the family
Pity the poor punk that has to play after me
That's how it has to be
Girls make a pass at me
Sometimes tit sounds sweet sometimes they asking me nastily
Hastily waste a G softer than pastry
Competitors still don't know quite what to make of me
Take pees in public
Loving life fuck it
I'm having fun until I fucking kick the bucket
If you got a bill tuck it in my pants because I'm dancing
Never pay for sex I'm freelancing
De-pantsing dames got to slow down slick
Forgot the foreplay
Coolzey climbing Everest myself
Fuck Tenzig Norgay
Tossing back a forty
Spooning in the sorbet
Always eating gourmet
Shouting at a shorty
Straight shitting on kitten emcees
Getting emcees like gremlins
Slitting emcees gutting emcees they trembling
Emcees bitten by me become bitches
Close come off hoes like my shows without hitches
Fuck riches I got a collarbone collection
Single of the month in fucking Hip Hop Connection
Racket Mag Maximum Ink I make you think
Rap's on his way home he just stopped off for a drink
Chopped off your fingers cooked up them up like sausage links
Leave you speechless now you can only communicate with blinks
Everybody in this motherfucker will get touched
For this mic to get clutched we can't lie it's a must
A gust of wind we send your world ends
It's a fact we only rap to snatch your girlfriends
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Relax Fuck
02:49
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Relax fuck
You fucking fuckhead relax
I'm just trying to make tracks cold max and build stacks
I said relax fuck
You fucking prick take a chill pill
Because fucking with stress and that mess
You know I will kill
And that's the real deal
So what you think about it
Give me a lemon and I'll make a fucking drink up out it
Throw me a punch I'll fucking roll with it guaranteed
Already told you that a gun is not scaring me
You don't understand
Am I confusing
You see I find this whole life highly amusing
The path you're choosing I find boring
Your Jerry Spring ass drama got me snoring
I like ignoring while you're complaining
Hey take a look out the window dude it's not raining
In fact it's 70 degrees with no humidity
Oh Zach you're just trying to get rid of me
You're fucking kidding me
This is how you get off
It's like you ain't happy unless you're pissed off
Twisting my wrist off
Bitch you better let go
Throwing my shit out the window
Oh here we go
Don't throw my clock I don't want to see time fly
Somehow one third of my life's already gone by
But like a bonsai I'm going to branch out
Laying my plans out because I'm the man now
You got your hands out looking for handouts
But one day to me is worth a couple grand now
I help your ass out you only want more
So all I see in our future is a closing door
Relax fuck
You fucking fuckhead relax
I'm just trying to make tracks cold max and build stacks
I said relax fuck
You fucking prick take a chill pill
Because fucking with stress and that mess
You know I will kill
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Old Souls
16:16
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Winter in the midwest is brutal
Overcast skies and bare trees
Every day is like a funeral
Church bells ring out ominous tones
Carried on the harsh wind that chills your bones
Gravestones covered in snow can't read the names
Just a bunch of rotting corpses with worms in their brains
The air is thick with old souls
People who we used to be
Past lives haunt us
There's no way to get immunity from old souls
Old deeds done dirt cheap
Just to make a buck catch a fuck or find a place to sleep
Face the creep in the cellar looking at you in the mirror
Every day you run away but he just gets nearer
The Death of Ivan Ilych
Getting shoved into a black bag
Punks get drink on Jim Beam and bump Black Flag
Slap your brother in the face just to wake him up
He offers you a bump from a key why don't you take him up
Now you're up for good understood
Sweeping up your floor reveal the dark brown wood
Your mind's gone for good but you could never come back
You got the dents in your head but you could never come wack
Never that kill a track
Lead a cat to ruin
Never hear me complain
Shit you know how PRZM's doing
I'm not even going to tell you
Better ask that cat
And if you still give a shit you better blast that cat
Green turns brown and brown turns white
And old turns dead
We look left we look right
But we still all end and
We'll turn out tonight
But don't pretend
Pretend
Green turns brown and brown turns white
And dead
Hip hop heads who don't rotate Spitball
I hate to burn bridges but
Bitch I ain't with y'all
Why don't you go band your bloody head into a brick wall
Or dive into a pool of alligators like Pitfall
Midwest we drag chains like Jacob Marley
Get fat and die like Biggie and Chris Farley
Ignorant and misled we evil
I'm like the kid from the Sixth Sense
Because I see dead people
Surrounded by them pounded by them
Old souls we're hounded by them
They built the big buildings
Corporations were founded by them
Old blood old death lingers like a perfume
But more like a stench so foul that it could clear a room
So fear the moon because that's when they become strong
This is a cautionary tale it's not a love song
And this isn't horrorcore this is real life
On the way home you could get stabbed with a real knife
Maybe out of desperation
Maybe out of spite
Maybe you were walking through the wrong hood at night
But either way inside builds a rage you can't control
And as your life leaves your body you become just another
Trapped between worlds seeking revenge for a mideed
Looking for a weak willed human that you could mislead
Because hate begets hate
The boomerang is coming back
RIP DJ PRZM homie thank you for the track
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Coolzey Fairfield, Iowa
Golden era hip-hop roots planted in black Iowa dirt are the foundation. Growth tempered by alternative era rock influence. This along with a love for the juxtaposition of the dark, horrific nature of life paired with a slapstick and comedic view of the world allow for a wide, unpredictable arsenal ranging from soul-spilling indie bedroom rock to wise-cracking battle rap and on to radio pop. ... more
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