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Funny Rappaz (feat. MC Animosity)

from The He Did EP by Coolzey

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It goes CDs techno keyboards heck no
You're holding on to rap with a weak grip let go
Sink ship quit rap ink drip get back
Don't get daps only thing you get is laughed at
Crowd wants cash back promoter won't ask back
Won't collect ASCAP probably get your ass capped
Making fun of hip hop like a bad flashback
Respect the movement I'm still a student
Humble thyself bitch or get switched with new shit
Replaced like old parts prune-faced like old farts
I'm spitting true shit you're trying to hit the pop charts
I'm spitting new shit you're still spitting your old darts
And they got blunt tips lackluster dumb wit
Not trying to spend time to find new rhymes to come with
So adios dumb-shit I wouldn't try to stand up
Because even with a beat like this you got no hands up
So get up stand up time for you to man up
You're begging for some whoop-ass
Here let me open a can up
Beat you like a step-kid eat your ass for breakfast
Eat you like Chex Mix make a better death mix
Take you like a breath mint rape you like a fratboy
Hang out in the sewers counting cheese yo call me rat-boy
Swat you like a cat toy watch you like a bat boy
Haunt you like a poltergeist no more life to enjoy
From b-boys to assholes hard-rocks to corn-feds
You be good as dead when you come across my wood shed
So turn around go back melt you like colby-jack
Slice you like provolone funny rappers go home

I'm not trying to tell you exactly who you want to be
I just don't think that you should tangle with the likes of these
It goes Coolzey Animos emcees at a loss
Funny rappers is outlined in chalk

Yeah I'm the Punisher and now your fun is up
Don't claim the title you're not better than one of us
Mos floss bittersweet top notch in the street
Doctor who's the monster is it him or me
Cool Zach holler back
What's that Mos attack
Shoulder jab then a heart stab then a collar snap
I spit the honest rap and you're a novice cat
I pin pointed and picked off your Starter cap
I roll with winners who are far from finished
Who stomp on contenders and barf on pretenders
Who say the same thing
Oochie Mossie bang bang
Run walk spit talk still it's the same me
Crawl like a centipede more like my enemy
All on the floor thinking y'all are offending me
No not a little I'm a missile named Strangle
You know me I broke the trophy on your mantle
Hot chicks tie them up good green buy it up
I'm the livest one harrassing faggot fucks in Iowa
PDC resident Stuebenville represent
Echos from my past now at last I'm expressing it
Words collide in my song broad back so I'm strong
What's wrong Mos
It's been eleven weeks since I hit the bong
Mister Full-of-Steam with the flying guillotene
Still it seems Animos is so quick to kill a team
I'm the brand name and y'all the damn same
My campaign is death to the lame-brains
That's ruining life with one remaining factor
Still all I see everywhere is funny rappers

I'm not trying to tell you exactly who you want to be
I just don't think that you should tangle with the likes of these
It goes Coolzey Animos emcees at a loss
Funny rappers is outlined in chalk

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from The He Did EP, released April 2, 2007
Coolzey - MPC and Vocals
MC Animosity - Vocals
DJ FedUp - Turntables

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Coolzey Fairfield, Iowa

Golden era hip-hop roots planted in black Iowa dirt are the foundation. Growth tempered by alternative era rock influence. This along with a love for the juxtaposition of the dark, horrific nature of life paired with a slapstick and comedic view of the world allow for a wide, unpredictable arsenal ranging from soul-spilling indie bedroom rock to wise-cracking battle rap and on to radio pop. ... more

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